Please help the retarded

All my fisherman & fisherwomen, I am not very cell phone savy at all this trying to get a few bonuses to play Goldfish. Please to all out there with millions of coins friend me & send gifts my way. Lol. I need to get on the laptop & check it out, but they make it tough on cell phones, or I'm just retarded. Lol. I'll send it back when I hit it big. Good luck & WIN BIG!